Tomorrowland Funny Quotes & Sayings

You understand, we just don't fuck with truth. — Charles Bukowski

Like it or not taking risks, by a total commitment to the mountain and the vagaries of the weather, is essential for the greater satisfaction to be derived from mountaineering. — Doug Scott

And what the fuck were you doing parading around in those jeans and that shirt last - "
"Parading?"
"You are not allowed to put on your fuck-me clothes if I ain't there to do the fucking! — Mary Calmes

Father Alfonso and Father Octavio could make Pepe feel as if he were a betrayer of the Catholic faith - as if he were a raving secular humanist, or worse. (Could there be anyone worse, from a Jesuitical perspective?) Father Alfonso and Father Octavio knew their Catholic dogma by rote; while the two priests talked circles around Brother Pepe, and they made Pepe feel inadequate in his belief, they were irreparably doctrinaire. — John Irving

Famously, I'm somewhat impatient. — Gordon Brown

Unarmed love is the most powerful force in all the world. — Martin Luther King Jr.

Writing and Painting are the same for me. — Peter Malkin

Drosophila," I said, remembering the word.
"What?" Lily asked.
"Why do girls always fall for guys with the at ention span of drosophila?"
"What?"
"Fruit flies. Guys with the attention span of fruit flies."
"Because they're hot?"
"This," I told her, "is not the time for being truthful. — Rachel Cohn

Her parents exchanged an odd glance. Her mother's lips curved. "Yes, I imagine that he possesses a rather large cannon," she said, spearing her
sausage with a fork. — Meljean Brook

Becoming a mother has made me even more aware and more passionate about nutrition and wellness. So much so that I am now a certified health coach practitioner. — Miranda Kerr

Chance is the modern word for Holy Spirit. — Leon Bloy

...Cupid, who never shoots with a surer aim than through the steam of boarding-house hash, sniped him where he sat. — P.G. Wodehouse

It is essential to have good tools, but it is also essential that the tools should be used in the right way. — Wallace D. Wattles

Sex is a team sport, sugar. — Cherise Sinclair