Toilet Paper Prank Quotes & Sayings

Kids go to school; we develop them at school. We develop them later on in the workplace so that we get better quality individuals, so that we get less people that are dependent or get into problems. — Gerry Harvey

When all you've got is nothing, there's a lot to go around. — Hans Zimmer

I don't want to do action that doesn't mean anything. Everything I do I want to have character development and three-dimensional characters, fallible humans, and this is definitely one of them. — Columbus Short

The miniskirt caused an extraordinarily powerful reaction. There were the people who hated it. — Mary Quant

I rest in the light of forgiveness. I forgive myself and others for that which is done (and better left undone) and also that which is not done (and better if done). I give myself permission to enjoy this moment without guilt. I freely release all uncertainty, regret, and fear. — Mary Anne Radmacher

Honey, you worry too much. Nothing is going to happen, I mean come on, you're in the house of Mr. Hausefalle, the guru of home security! You're probably safer over there than here.- House Trap, ch. 4: A Grave Mistake. — Mike Mauthor

Happiness always sneaks in through a door you din't know you left open — John Barrymore

We are justified, not by giving anything to God,
what we do,
but by receiving from God, what Christ hath done for us. — William Gurnall

I know publishing now more as an author than with occasional peaks inside those elite offices than as an industry insider. It was difficult publishing a novel the first time around, while working behind the scenes, knowing all that has to happen to make a book a success and to still make the leap as an author. — Jennifer Gilmore

ESPN is a great organization to work for. — Lou Holtz

Truthfully, this is the fabric of all my fantasies: love shown not by a kiss or a wild look or a careful hand but by a willingness for research. i don't dream of someone who understands me immediately, who seems to have known me my entire life, who says, i know me too. i want someone keen to learn my own strange organization, amazed at what's revealed; someone who asks, and then what, and then what? — Elizabeth McCracken

Love has reasons that reason knows not. — Saint Augustine

I love Chicago, but I didn't think I had enough soul to be a Cubs fan. — Emmylou Harris

But if you want to change the world, don't be afraid of the circuses. — William H. McRaven

We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be. — Kurt Vonnegut