Timon And Pumbaa Picture Quotes & Sayings

Jesus died for your sins. I'm doing it for your mere entertainment dollar. — Doug Stanhope

The British love permanence more than they love beauty. — Hugh Casson

I think that content posted to Twitter is distributed to more platforms, services, sites, online and offline than any other services out there. Would love to see if someone can prove to me otherwise. — Dick Costolo

Women always find you out when you lie. Always. No matter what, they always find out. They're like detectives. — Usain Bolt

How does it feel to know that even at my worst, you're still not good enough? — Courtney Summers

Second-guessing a Red Sox manager is like bemoaning Cape Cod traffic - it's a time-honored summer ritual. — Anonymous

If a servant strives to please his master and studies and takes pains to do it, I believe there are but few masters who would use such a servant cruelly. — Jupiter Hammon

This is Karma. I'm a bitch. Can you think of anyone who deserves a bitch slap? - Kat — Jenny Han

I'm not a politician. And I don't want to be. — Dolly Parton

Democracy is nothing but the Tyranny of Majorities, the most abominable tyranny of all, for it is not based on the authority of a religion, not upon the nobility of a race, not on the merits of talents and of riches. It merely rests upon numbers and hides behind the name of the people. — Pierre-Joseph Proudhon

Just start scribbling. The first draft is never your last draft. Nothing you write is by accident. — Guy Garvey

The average human attention span was 12 seconds in 2000 and 8 seconds in 2013. A drop of 33%. The scary part is that the attention span of a goldfish was 9 seconds, almost 13% more than us humans. That's why it's getting tougher by the day to get people to turn the page. Maybe we writers ought to try writing for goldfish! — Ashwin Sanghi

Holt interrupted her anxious thoughts with a gorgeous smile. "You're the best person on the whole planet." "Have you met everyone on the planet?" Grabbing her hand, and catching her off guard, he twirled her around as if she were Cinderella. Before she could help it, she let out the biggest belly laugh. "After this, I don't need to. You're it, Blair. — Jessica R. Patch

Sod it. If he laid a finger on my David, I'd just have to use my newfound martial arts mojo and kick him in the Knuts. — J.L. Merrow

When I come to Chicago, I gorge myself. I get off the plane and start with Gene and Jude's for two hot dogs with everything, swing by The Fudge Pot for a taffy apple and a turtle, chocolate clusters at Sarah's Pastries and Candies and steak at Smith and Wollensky. I find time for Gino's pizza within the next 12 hours. — James Belushi