Time Spans Festival Quotes & Sayings

It's a very valuable function and requirement that you're performing, so have a great day and keep a stiff upper lip. — Dan Quayle

For the first time in my life, I felt sorry for Jesus. Sorry that the miracles ascribed to him hadn't actually made a difference. Sorry that we were all alone in a universe where even our fathers would get us nailed to a tree if they were so inclined, or cut our throats if so commanded - see under Isaac, another unfortunate Jewish shmuck. — Gary Shteyngart

I find my fans are really funny people. Most comedians can't say that about their fans. — Mike Birbiglia

I read a study once about sleep deprivation. The researchers made cat-sized islands of sand in the middle of a pool of water, then placed very tired cats on top of them. At first, the cats curled up perfectly on the sand and slept, but eventually they'd sprawl out and wake up in water. I can't remember what they were trying to prove exactly. All I took away was that the cats went crazy. — Jenny Offill

If you're reading it in a book, folks, it ain't self-help. It's help. — George Carlin

There is some kind of a sweet innocence in being human- in not having to be just happy or just sad- in the nature of being able to be both broken and whole, at the same time. — C. JoyBell C.

We fool ourselves

into thinking

we're strong

then complain

the rest of our lives

crippled by

the consequences. — Barry Gifford

I miss when I was like 10 and it would be the night before a big field trip or something and I couldn't go to sleep because I was so excited. I miss being so into a book that I would stay up past my bed time reading it. Everything seems so bland or something idk. I'm only 19 and everything is so tiring. I miss wanting to be awake. — Unknown