Throw Lemons Quotes & Sayings

When life hands me lemons I...throw them back and demand JASPER HALE — A.R. Arias

Workers are like lemons: When the rich have sucked out all the juice, they throw them in the garbage. — Ricardo Flores Magon

When life gives ya lemons, THROW EM'! — Kevin Weldon

When life gives you lemons, you don't make lemonade. That's for pantywaisters. No. You pucker up, suck them dry, then throw the used rinds back in life's face with a giant fuck-you and a gesture for more. — K.L. Kreig

When life gives you lemons, throw them at people. HARD. — Thomas J. Montemarano

Never throw away squeezed lemon, but keep them for the day by the sink. Then you can use them to remove fish, onion or garlic smells from your fingers. Or you can stick them on your elbows while you are reading a book, to soften and whiten your skin. — Jennifer Paterson

If life gives you lemons, find someone who's life gives them vodka and throw a party. — Kevin Ward

When life gives you lemons you should freeze them and use them to throw at your enemies using some sort of trebuchet. — Jenny Lawson

When life throws a lemon at you, you throw it straight back at life and miss completely. That's my logic. — Anonymous

If Life hands you a lemon, throw it at someone — John Rzeznik