Three Amigos Jefe Quotes & Sayings

The Gods know what it is to be eternal, and they love to toy with mortals who use absolutes. — Josephine Angelini

Everybody lies about sex. People lie during sex. If it weren't for lies, there'd be no sex. — Jerry Seinfeld

Dr. Jacobus, I am walking out your doors right now. I need clothes. I am going to Vatican City. One does not go to Vatican City with ones ass hanging out. Do I make myself clear? — Dan Brown

I was diagnosed as mentally retarded as late as the fourth grade. — Dannel Malloy

He managed to find a parking space out front. Before he had — E.R. Fallon

I like that girl more that I can remember likin' anything in my life. I'm not about to give her up. I'll start carin' what people think when I am six feet under. — Simone Elkeles