Teschner Law Quotes & Sayings

Can I get a lock for my tent?
Bears can't unzip tents, Lana.
Well, chainsaw psychos who wander the woods looking for young girls all alone to chop up into pieces can.
There are no chainsaw psychos! I can't believe you've never been camping. It's safe, Lana. I promise.
Easy for you to say. You'll be snuggled up safely in the arms of Beau Vincent. I'm more than positive he could take on a black bear. — Abbi Glines

We often think more highly of ourselves than we ought to, and it's easy to judge others and be critical of their weaknesses and shortcomings. But this self-righteous attitude is a sin that we can be blinded to because we're so focused on what the other person did wrong. The reality is this attitude is worse than the wrong behavior we're judging. — Joyce Meyer

What we know of other people's only our memory of the moments during which we knew them. — T. S. Eliot

In detective stories ... I alternately identify myself with the murderer and the huntsman-detective, but ... there are those to which this vicarious outlet is too mild. — Bertrand Russell

And loving a new person might even eventually dull the pain of having lost the people you have loved before, even if it didn't happen as quickly as you wanted it to. (p 99) — Bonnie Jo Campbell

I'll endure anything for you, angel. Anything. — Joey W. Hill

We have to remember that not every action taken to solve a problem will be free of unforeseen consequences. No matter how good our intentions. — Rachel Fischer

He wanted to work in Hot Woman Valhalla until he died of testosterone poisoning. (Nick) — Sherrilyn Kenyon