Terry Pratchett Small Gods Quotes & Sayings

By the summer of 2012, the majority of the televisions you see in stores will have Google TV embedded. — Eric Schmidt

Materialism is the consciousness of wanting to exploit and enjoy. — Radhanath Swami

Nothing endures except truth. — Luc De Clapiers

There are billions of gods in the world. They swarm as thick as herring roe. Most of them are too small to see and never get worshipped, at least by anything bigger than bacteria, who never say their prayers and don't demand much in the way of miracles. — Terry Pratchett

*The disc's greatest lovers were undoubtedly Mellius and Gretelina, whose pure, passionate and soul-searing affair would have scorched the pages of History if they had not, because of some unexplained quirk of fate, been born two hundred years apart on different continents. However, the gods took pity on them and turned him into an ironing board** and her into a small brass bollard.
**When you're a god, you don't have to have reasons. — Terry Pratchett

I'm a rock god? I'm five foot seven. I had me jaw broken, and so my chin stuck way out. That's how I became tough - I learned to pick up anything and fight back ... A rock god! — Roger Daltrey

One of the oldest trees on Earth, a spruce in Sweden, is more than 9,500 years old. — Peter Wohlleben

Vimes was hazy on religion. He attended Watch funerals and went to such religious events as the proper fulfilling of the office of Commander entailed, but as for the rest ... well, you saw things sometimes that made it impossible to believe not only in gods, but also in common humanity and your own eyes. — Terry Pratchett

Thesis plus antithesis equals hysteresis." -Ibid- — Terry Pratchett

Death paused. YOU HAVE PERHAPS HEARD THE PHRASE, he said, THAT HELL IS OTHER PEOPLE?
'Yes. Yes, of course.'
Death nodded. IN TIME, he said, YOU WILL LEARN THAT IT IS WRONG. — Terry Pratchett

Now I love,and will love. — Elizabeth Gaskell