Tamaki Quotes & Sayings

This is the thing about school dances. They make like it's supposed to be this other-worldly thing, but really it's just the people you see every day dressed up, standing in the gym in the dark with Red Hot Chili Peppers playing. — Mariko Tamaki

Tamaki: Spring, m'man, was made for romantic comedy!! And Haruhi and I make the perfect couple! We're meant for this!
Karou and Hikaru: What about us?
Tamaki: You are sexless! — Bisco Hatori

Did you ever wish you had a book that would explain the full meaning of life's random happenings to you? — Mariko Tamaki

Politicians do important work!

Politicians can eat an important dick!! — Jillian Tamaki

I had a dream I put my hands inside my chest and held my heart to try to keep it still. — Mariko Tamaki

Tamaki = "If not spoiled constantly, he'll die" type. — Bisco Hatori

Tamaki: A girl should only show skin once she's married, not before!!! — Bisco Hatori

I think the love between a child and parent is wonderful. You know, Mei ... I haven't seen my mother for over two years. I used to live with her ... but now I live with my father. I used to be sad and wonder why it happened ... but parents have a lot of things they have to deal with too. I saw how they were suffering ... and I know they both love me a lot. You can't let loneliness harden your heart. Mei, you know ... Misuzu loves you, don't you? — Bisco Hatori

It is hard for one who has not had a similar experience to imagine the terror that still gripped Taeko and Mrs. Tamaki and Hiroshi, so intense a terror that afterwards it seemed almost funny. — Jun'ichiro Tanizaki

Just a little bit too freaked to go to The Freak Show today. — Tamaki, Mariko

Kyouya my hair stylist. Mori-senpi go to the eye doctor and get him some contact lenses.
-Tamaki
What about me Tama-chan?
-Hunny
Hunny senpi.
-Tamaki
Yes sir!
-Hunny
You ... go have some cake.
-Tamaki
It's just us Ousa-chan.Everyone else said they were too busy ...
-Hunny — Bisco Hatori

Tamaki: You're the one giving up without even trying. — Bisco Hatori

Would any of you like to share your career aspirations within the class? Jim?

I dunno, to be honest, I was just hoping to be able to keep the demons away... — Jillian Tamaki

Tamaki to Kyoya: I thought you wanted more because your eyes don't show satisfaction now. — Bisco Hatori

Hunny: So Hikaru is being Mr. Blind ... while Tama obviously likes Haru, but he's too foolish to know it. Right, Takashi?
Mori: Probably ...
Hunny: And then there's Kaoru and Kyoya. One of them is also unaware of his feelings. Do you think there'll be any progress before we graduate?
Mori: I don't know ... — Bisco Hatori

Conclusion 2:
There's nothing more demonic than two bored twins.
~Signed Tamaki — Bisco Hatori

Tamaki to Haruhi: I understand now ... you've struggled to be independent. — Bisco Hatori

Tamaki: Having the courage to be able to admit what you love ... enjoying what you love ... and being true to yourself ... Isn't that also what it means to be strong? — Bisco Hatori