Sylvester The Cat Quotes & Sayings

There are no big problems, there are just a lot of little problems. — Henry Ford

Did you mix the flour with water before you added it?
Water? Martha didn't say anything about water. That bitch. — Emma Chase

I'm making fun of midwestern homophobia [in the joke], but I'm still saying faggot. And almost every month as I'm doing that joke it gets five percent less of a laugh. — Neal Brennan

The Roman Code was merely an enunciation in words of the existing customs of the Roman people. — Henry James Sumner Maine

[Murder] doesn't concern the victim and the guilty only. It affects the innocent too. You and I are innocent, but the shadow of murder has touched us. We don't know how that shadow is going to affect our lives. — Agatha Christie

Leah: 'How do I get him to come home?'
Sam: 'Get a new personality and learn to shut the fuck up. — Tarryn Fisher

Only when man's life comes to its end in prosperity can one call that man fortunate. — Aeschylus

Kylie Minogue is the greatest thing that has happened to Australian music. — Nick Cave

To me, Bill's musical heart is in Earthworks, in the jazz they are playing, in the acoustic kit. — Robert Fripp

Alas I have quarreled so dreadfully with Charles that I am obliged to seek refuge at Lacy Manor!" She said mournfully.
"And have doubtless left a note behind you to inform him of this!"
"Of course!"
"I foresee a happy meeting!" he commented bitterly.
"That," she acknowledged, "was the difficulty! But I think I can overcome it. I promise you, Charlbury, you shall come out of it with a whole skin - sell, no, perhaps not quite that, but very nearly! — Georgette Heyer

Yet in our ashen cold is fire yreken. — Geoffrey Chaucer

Call it the Darwinian contradiction. We come down from the trees and walk upright and what do we get for it? Foot pain! Bad backs! We cease living sexual lives regulated by mating seasons, by hormonal tides or the rotation of the earth and what happens? Marital misery. Divorce. Rape. — Jonathan Rosen

Do not cry over the past mistakes. Laugh over the events in time. Make things right now. — Lailah Gifty Akita

This is madness. You're making it into something it's not. It's all in your mind."
Sheba was about to protest, and then she laughed. "Isn't that the worst place it could be? — Zoe Heller

If I wrote at all, I must throw myself headlong into the great political maelstrom, and would of course be swallowed up like a fishing-boat in the great Norway horror which decorated our school geographies; for no woman had ever done such a thing, and I could never again hold up my head under the burden of shame and disgrace which would be heaped upon me. But what matter? I had no children to dishonor; all save one who had ever loved me were dead, and she no longer needed me, and if the Lord wanted some one to throw into that gulf, no one could be better spared than I. — Jane Swisshelm