Goodman Ace Quotes & Sayings

TV - a clever contraction derived from the words Terrible Vaudeville. However, it is our latest medium - we call it a medium because nothing's well done. — Goodman Ace

Politics makes estranged bedfellows. — Goodman Ace

Familiarity breeds attempt. Time wounds all heels. I went down on the Lower East Side today and saw all those Old Testament houses. We're all cremated equal. We're insufferable friends. I've been working my head to the bone. — Goodman Ace

I keep reading between the lies. — Goodman Ace

You know, my father died of cancer when I was a teenager. He had it before it became popular. — Goodman Ace

The best cure for hypochondria is to forget about your body and get interested in someone else's. — Goodman Ace

Moon rocks are OK when everyone is eating. — Goodman Ace

I would have answered your letter sooner, but you didn't send one. — Goodman Ace

I have discovered the secret formula for a carefree old age: iycri = fi (if you can't recall it, forget it). — Goodman Ace