Swinburners Quotes & Sayings

The poor old Duke [of Wellington]! What shall I say of him? To be sure he was born in Ireland, but being born in a stable does not make a man a horse. — Daniel O'Connell

Maybe there's a sort of veneer of optimism about U.S. comedy, whereas perhaps in England, we don't mind ending it on a sourer note. — Stephen Merchant

Of course. Treasure hunts make much better stories when there's treasure at the end. — Eric Berlin

A hermit who has been shut up in his cell in a college has contracted a sort of mould and rust upon his soul. — Isaac Watts

I knew after my first lesson what I wanted to do with my life. — Billie Jean King

We return you to the Vice President, who is now addressing the National Sword Swallowers Association."
"-the psychotics, the sob sisters, the skin merchants, the saboteurs, the self-styled Sapphos, the self-styled Swinburners, the swine, the satyrs, the schizos, the sodomists, the sissies, the screamers, the screwy, the scum, the self-congratulatory self-congratulators, the sensationalists, the snakes in the grass, the sex fiends, the shiftless, the shines, the shaggy, the sickly, the syphilitic- — Philip Roth

Until you take your first step, you will not be able to open the door to begin the journey toward your ultimate goal. — Debasish Mridha

I love the shows that are in dingy little dark clubs, smoky, no production whatsoever. — Pink

In West Yorkshire, I'd have to drive three quarters of an hour to go shopping. — Sophie Hannah

No, I took you out on a date because I want to fuck your brains out, among other things, and I know that the feeling is mutual. Unlike your buddy Shane, I don't sugarcoat my intentions. I don't want to be your friend. I have no interest in hanging out with you at the mall or choosing outfits with you or crap like that. I crave you. I want all of you, every single inch of you. And call it an only-child syndrome, but I. DO. NOT. FUCKING. SHARE. — L.J. Shen