Johnny Shaw Quotes & Sayings

Anything can be a curse if it ain't a choice. If it's all you know. If you do it because your father did it. And you do it because it's familiar and safe and you're afraid to do something else. Even if all you want to do is anything else. — Johnny Shaw

Even a desert hare will take a finger off the dumbass that tries to pet it. If the desert can make a bunny that angry, imagine what it does to the people. — Johnny Shaw

The secret to accomplishing anything while drunk is to accept — Johnny Shaw

i ain't got the energy to argue. i'm an old man and i got to take a shit. — Johnny Shaw

Should've known when I met her mama. The big, fat acorn didn't fall too far from the big, fat tree. — Johnny Shaw