Swalley Irrigation Quotes & Sayings

A leader can't make excuses. There has to be quality in everything you do. Off the court, on the court, in the classroom. — Michael Jordan

I am also aware that ideals are hard to practice, especially when they are new. — John Scalzi

Thank you, Ponchos, for making it acceptable to wear a blanket around in public and call it style. I'd like to also thank your little partner, Leggings, for helping me be cute and comfy in my poncho without any annoying chub-rub on my upper thighs. You make comfortable "fashion" possible whilst going for thirds in the buffet line. (I'd also like to thank Autocorrect for turning jeggings into jogging, reminding me that if I did jog, I might be able to button actual jeans.) — Jen Hatmaker

Sometimes it's not until you see your shackles that you see your dreams. The soul must first be caged before it can be set free. — Ken Ilgunas

Nobody makes a turd like that and lives. — Mike Rowe

It's a spinoff of the original Cracker Jack, but it's Cracker Jack'd. Frito Lay, when they asked me to be a part of it, I tried it, and I really like it. My favorite's the peanut butter and chocolate. — Ashley Tisdale