Surly Horns Quotes & Sayings

Everyone always has to have the rational, scientific explanation for something, even if it's so obviously wrong you could scream. — Diana Wynne Jones

[Librarians] are subversive. You think they're just sitting there at the desk, all quiet and everything. They're like plotting the revolution, man. I wouldn't mess with them. — Michael Moore

I placed my hands on his chest and took a step away. "Sometimes I really don't like you."
"Key word to what you just said is sometimes, meaning not all the time, meaning most of the time you like me, and that's good enough for me. — Joddie Zeng

Why Christians do what they do is just as important as what they do. Bad motives ruin good acts. — John Piper

The only cause of happiness is love. The only cause of suffering is self grasping. — Garchen Rinpoche

The girl who built her life so carefully so she'd never have to ask anybody for anything. I have had it with me. Whoever I was! — Adriana Trigiani

These are the nameless larvae of the Other Gods, and like them are blind and without mind, and possessed of singular hungers and thirsts. — H.P. Lovecraft

I like doing films and I wish that I could do more but I still have to audition. I don't get offered starring roles in movies even though I've written and starred in a movie. — Tim Meadows

Religion is indeed woman's panoply; no one who wishes her happiness would divest her of it; no one who appreciates her virtues would weaken her best security. — C. A. Bartol

Reckless archaism. Arpeggiating under the influence. Presto in an andante zone. — Richard Powers

There may be thunder in Europe but it is in America the lightning will fall — Ambrose Bierce

This place is crazy, B. You'll develop testicles just by breathing the air here. — L.J. Shen