Stupid Romney Quotes & Sayings

Who let the dogs out? Who, who. — Mitt Romney

"When you have a fire in an aircraft, there's no place to go, exactly, there's no - and you can't find any oxygen from outside the aircraft to get in the aircraft, because the windows don't open. I don't know why they don't do that. It's a real problem." — Mitt Romney

My dad, as you probably know, was the governor of Michigan and was the head of a car company. But he was born in Mexico ... and had he been born of, uh, Mexican parents, I'd have a better shot at winning this. But he was unfortunately born to Americans living in Mexico. He lived there for a number of years. I mean, I say that jokingly, but it would be helpful to be Latino. — Mitt Romney

We have a potentially volatile situation but we sort of live with it, and we kick the ball down the field and hope that ultimately, somehow, something will happen and resolve it. — Mitt Romney

Obama says we need more firemen, more policemen, more teachers. Did he not get the message of Wisconsin? The American people did. It's time for us to cut back on government and help the American people. — Mitt Romney

This is all about creating good jobs for middle income Americans, and it's a place where the President, frankly, has failed. His effort to put in place a series of liberal proposals he thought were historic kept his eye off the ball of getting the economy going again. It is the economy, and the American people aren't stupid. They want someone who can get this economy going again. — Mitt Romney

Bradley Manning has been imprisoned without charge, under torture, which is what solitary confinement is. — Noam Chomsky

I'm Wolf Blitzer and yes, that's my real name. — Mitt Romney

Tomorrow we begin a new tomorrow. — Mitt Romney

Again, if I was going to call Romney and the Republicans stupid, I'm certainly not going to call the Democrats and President Obama stupid. — Antonio Villaraigosa

When you can't reach the standards of another's heart you must ask yourself,
What value do I put on my soul that I would subject myself to such rejection? — Shannon L. Alder

Actually, I didn't say that. — Mitt Romney

Modern proletarian package: On day one we will work for ten hours in a polluted textile factory, passing the night in a cramped apartment block. On day two we will work for ten hours as cashiers in the local department store, going back to sleep in the same apartment block. On day three we will learn from the native people how to open a bank account and fill out mortgage forms. — Yuval Noah Harari

We use Ann sparingly right now so that people don't get tired of her. — Mitt Romney

My wife drives a couple of Cadillacs. — Mitt Romney

I saw the young man over there with eggs Benedict, with hollandaise sauce. And I was going to suggest to you that you serve your eggs with hollandaise sauce in hubcaps. Because there's no plates like chrome for the hollandaise. — Mitt Romney

Corporations are people, my friend ... of course they are. Everything corporations earn ultimately goes to the people. Where do you think it goes? Whose pockets? Whose pockets? People's pockets. Human beings, my friend. — Mitt Romney

Syria is Iran's only ally in the Arab world. It's their route to the sea. — Mitt Romney

Government does not create jobs. Government does not create jobs. — Mitt Romney

I'll take a lot of credit for the fact that this industry's come back. — Mitt Romney

There were a couple of times I wondered whether I was going to get a pink slip — Mitt Romney

Join me in welcoming the next president of the United States, Paul Ryan. — Mitt Romney

The embassy in Cairo put out a statement after their grounds had been breached ... An apology for America's values is never the right course ... The statement that came from the administration was - was a statement which is akin to apology and I think was a - a severe miscalculation. — Mitt Romney

It's not worth moving heaven and earth, spending billions of dollars just trying to catch one person. — Mitt Romney

I don't want to sell myself short. You hurt your spouse, not so much by the infidelity, but by the negative feelings about yourself that you bring home. — Michael Zaslow

I'm Mitt Romney-and yes Wolf, that's also my first name. — Mitt Romney

One should not be envious of someone who has prospered by unjust deeds. Nor should he disdain someone who has fallen while adhering to the path of righteousness. — Imagawa Sadayo

I get speaker's fees from time to time, but not very much. — Mitt Romney

As president, I will create 12 million new jobs. — Mitt Romney

I don't think it's stalking if I get an invitation, but yes, I'd love to accompany you to the store."
"I don't know if I'm ready for this huge jump in status," I tease. "From stalker to chaperone in a day? You'll think I'm easy. — Mia Sheridan

I don't want to look like Daisy Duke every day. I don't want to wear a bathing suit every day. — Jessica Simpson

I don't want to describe either Governor Mitt Romney or the Republicans as stupid, but I will say this - if you look at their platform, the 2012 platform, it looks like it's from another century and maybe even two. It looks like the platform of 1812. — Antonio Villaraigosa

When you give a speech you don't go through a laundry list, you talk about the things that you think are important. — Mitt Romney

We are going through the eye of the needle; make sure you leave what you don't need behind — Terence McKenna

PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air. — Mitt Romney