Stupid And Sarcastic Quotes & Sayings

You can make fun of yourself and people will laugh at you. If you're smart, you'll end up as a comedian. If you're not, you'll end up as a clown. — Ljupka Cvetanova

It pains me to admit this, but Roger was a good sight less stupid than most children. — Heidi Schulz

I'm pretty sarcastic, and sometimes that doesn't come across on the Internet. It seems like I'm being rude or stupid. — Sky Ferreira

I paused for a moment, debating whether to turn and look what was happening. My senses told me Obo's presence was still at my side, and turning my face into the barrel of a gun seemed like an ill-advised way to cap off this day of monumentally stupid decisions. — M.A. George

He is so stupid you can't trust him with an idea. — John Steinbeck

If you don't want a sarcastic answer, don't ask a stupid question — Colleen Hoover

He was born stupid, and greatly increased his birthright. — Samuel Butler

I was so furious I was actually dizzy with it. There were so many bitchy, sarcastic observations to make, I was having a sarcasm stroke. My God! You people! You're - you're so stupid you're making my eyeballs throb. They're throbbing, dammit! — MaryJanice Davidson

I'm Jade, the sarcastic, independent, smart ass who has no interest in marriage or weddings or rings or any of that stuff. And yet my stupid heart skips a stupid beat when that stupid boy tosses out the idea that someday he might marry me. — Allie Everhart

Have you noticed we can breathe in here too?
Gosh, I wouldn't have picked up on that. — Dan Abnett

You proudly said. We are Humans! In reality, we are a bunch of sarcastic, selfish and stupid well-intentioned creatures without any remorse for anything. So, think again about your pride and become, at least, more humble. — J.B.Alves

Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today? — Russell Lynes