Student Union Election Quotes & Sayings

I swear, if you touch me, I'll go Lorena Bobbitt on you." Lorena Bobbitt? Why does that sound - oh my God, the lady that chopped off her husband's dick? I busted out laughing and put my pillow over my face. "Oh my God! Princess! You're my new favorite!" That's it, that comment right there, and it was sealed. I would do anything to have this beautiful gray-eyed princess lying next to me, as mine. — Molly McAdams

Before I myself went to college I had never seen but one college woman. I had heard that such a woman was staying at the house of an acquaintance. I went to see her with fear. Even if she had appeared in hoofs and horns I was determined to go to college all the same. But it was a relief to find this Vassar graduate tall and handsome and dressed like other women. — M. Carey Thomas

Wanting ... is something 'having' cannot cure. — Joe Fortenberry

I don't consider myself a heartthrob in any way. I'm just pinching myself. I'm truly fortunate to be a part of this whole process. — Liam Hemsworth

Wow," Luke said. "I'm amazing!"
Sera smiled. "I think amazing is a bit strong, don't you?" She looked at Jonas.
"A bit," Jonas said, a smile playing on his lips. — Jen Meyers

Over the years, people I've met have often asked me what I'm working on, and I've usually replied that the main thing was a book about Dresden. — Kurt Vonnegut

I climbed into my car and started to head home, my visor down against the glare of the sun. But at the last minute, I turned left, because I never had before, and because I had time to go down different road. — Robyn Schneider

I sit down in front of Baz now, on the coffee table
which I carried up by myself. He hands me his cup, and I take a sip. "What is this?"
"Pumpkin mocha breve. I created it myself. — Rainbow Rowell

I went to a massage parlor, it was self service. — Rodney Dangerfield

It is very annoying, when people notice your weak moments but never see your strong ones. — Jean Little

If the question was did we want to delay the revelation? ... Yeah, you want to delay it as long as possible because the audience knows that that moment is coming and you want to make them wait for it. They have to suffer a bit. — William Mapother

There is nothing so perfect as pinball and a pint at 11 a.m. — Tom Hodgkinson

I touch God in my songas the hill touched the far-away seawith its waterfall. — Rabindranath Tagore