Stints In The Liver Quotes & Sayings

PALMISTRY, n. The 947th method ... of obtaining money by false pretences [by] "reading character" in the wrinkles [of] the hand. The pretence is not altogether false ... for the wrinkles in every hand submitted plainly spell the word "dupe." — Ambrose Bierce

Christmas carols? Oozy, squeezy, treacly middle-class propaganda crap! — Ian Pattison

While wading through the whimsies, the puerilities, and unintelligible jargon of this work [Plato's Republic], I laid it down often to ask myself how it could have been that the world should have so long consented to give reputation to such nonsense as this? — Thomas Jefferson

The historical data support one conclusion with unusual force: To invest with success, you must be a long-term investor. — John C. Bogle

Faithful heart may have froward tongue. — J.R.R. Tolkien

It has been quite a weight, hasn't it?" Tam asked. "What weight?" Rand replied. "That lost hand you've been carrying." Rand looked down at his stump. "Yes. I believe it has been at that. — Robert Jordan

I only started to understand the concept of "environmental protection" 14 years ago. I was an ambassador for a charity event, and the staff told me that the consumption of disposable chopsticks in China, per year, could result in the devastation of unimaginable acres of forest. — Li Bingbing

The resistance does not mean that everyone can carry a weapon. The weapon is only for the people of the weapons. — Muqtada Al Sadr

The downside of being a dean is that I'd rather drop off my son at (Michael Jackson's) Neverland Ranch than go to all those meetings. — Ergun Caner

Religion realizes philosophy by adapting it to the weaknesses of the vulgar.... — Eliphas Levi

I don't know. But we may not have any other option. — Veronica Roth

This time he sighed heavily before shaking his head. But he did shake his head. Kind of. "No, some kid in the neighborhood told me and Russell that the chemistry lab of Seattle Community College had just switched over to Mac from PC, and we really, really wanted a Mac. — Elizabeth Bevarly