Steve Austin Quotes & Sayings

Vince Mcmahon may have bought this ring but if you get your *ss in it Stone Colds going to throw your *ss out of it — Stone Cold Steve Austin

I can drive anything on wheels ... I can drive anything, actually. — Stone Cold Steve Austin

Last time I had three or four of those I crapped for three days straight! — Stone Cold Steve Austin

You see, everyone in that locker-room gotta pager. And everyone that looks at that pager, sees the three-one-six, so their ass belongs to me. — Stone Cold Steve Austin

I'll open up a can of whoop-ass on you! — Stone Cold Steve Austin

That was the absolute worst catch phrase I've ever heard in the history of Monday Night Raw. — Stone Cold Steve Austin

After crippling the big red retard tonight, over a short period of time I have run the gambit of the who's who in the World Wrestling Federation! Crippling Stone Cold Steve Austin, destroying the unstoppable Mankind; putting him out for three months and beating him for the WWF championship. And then, defending it only a week later and dominating ... and, oh yeah, taking to school that little punk, your champion, The Rock! — Triple H

If you want to see Chris Jericho drink a beer with Stone Cold Steve Austin, give me a doo-a dee-dee-dam, dee-dee-doo. — Chris Jericho

You want mercy? Take your ass to church! — Stone Cold Steve Austin

What you've got is 30,000 people calling you an asshole.- Stone Cold Steve Austin What I've got is 30,000 people I couldn't care less if they lived or died. — Triple H

Does anybody have, a cold beer for Steve Austin?!??!!? — Stone Cold Steve Austin

You can talk about your Psalms and your John 3:16. Well, Austin 3:16 says I just whooped your *ss. — Stone Cold Steve Austin

Become a champion like Stone Cold Steve Austin! — Stone Cold Steve Austin

Steve Austin will never be employee of the month! — Jim Ross

I'm telling you this - if Stone Cold comes back out, somebody's going to get their ass whipped! — Stone Cold Steve Austin

Nobody, especially Vince McMahon, tells Stone Cold Steve Austin what to do, and that's the bottom line! — Stone Cold Steve Austin

When fans think WWE, I don't want them to think Hulk Hogan or The Rock or Stone Cold Steve Austin or John Cena. I want them to think of The Miz. I want to be on every show. When we need a guy to do Conan or Jimmy Kimmel, I want them to call me. I wanna be on the cover of all the video games. I want it all. — The Miz

Short people, tall people, people with glasses, the bottom line is son, I'll whoop all their asses — Stone Cold Steve Austin

Save your money, pay your taxes, it doesn't last forever ... — Stone Cold Steve Austin

Sportsmanship ... what a load of crap, don't preach your morality to me. Steve Austin doesn't have any mercy ... you want mercy? Take your *ss to church! — Stone Cold Steve Austin

And that's the bottom line, cuz Stone Cold said so! — Stone Cold Steve Austin

I love the business of pro wrestling and it is something I know better than anything else I know about. — Stone Cold Steve Austin

Why have you not broken from the pack? You're playing it safe. Safe aint gonna get you sh!t in this world — Stone Cold Steve Austin

And I also appreciate the fact that, hell, you can kiss my ass! — Stone Cold Steve Austin

If you put a s infront of hitman, you have my exact thoughts on Bret Hart — Stone Cold Steve Austin

Unless you got real short and real fat, you ain't no Booker T! — Stone Cold Steve Austin

Sorry, my watch doesn't speak spanish. — Stone Cold Steve Austin

I eat so much chicken, I'm surprised I haven't grown feathers yet. — Stone Cold Steve Austin

I just watched an episode where Steve Austin fights a Russian Venus probe that landed on Earth by mistake. As an expert in interplanetary travel, I can tell you there are no scientific inaccuracies in the story. It's quite common for probes to land on the wrong planet. Also, the probe's large, flat-panel hull is ideal for the high-pressure Venusian atmosphere. And, as we all know, probes often refuse to obey directives, choosing instead to attack humans on sight. So — Andy Weir

You treat me like a dog and you expect me to smile? You remind me of a jackass. — Stone Cold Steve Austin

McMahon 3:16 says 'I just pissed my pants!' — Stone Cold Steve Austin

I no longer need my power tie, because I always have, my power finger. — Stone Cold Steve Austin

If you are fat, no matter what you wear, nothing is going to make you sexier. — Stone Cold Steve Austin

I assaulted Stone Cold Steve Austin and got away with it! It was indeed a very special night for me ... — Vince McMahon

What does Austin need to move that large car? Powers! — Steve Jolly