Stapling Carpet Quotes & Sayings

It's important for a couple to talk about their sexual preferences. On the other hand, the aura of the mysterious should be preserved. — Volkmar Sigusch

Possible ideas and thoughts are vast in number. A distinct word for every distinct idea and thought would require a vast vocabulary. The problem in language is to express many ideas and thoughts with comparatively few words. — John Wesley Powell

In Hollywood, it's hard to be funny, because all the big jokes are in Washington. — Rich Little

I have to ask, because in my experience, women will tell you to do something and then slit your fucking throat when you actually do it. Since you were supposed to know they didn't really want you to do it. That they don't really mean what they say. — Emma Chase

Methamphetamine is so Flowers for Algernon: All that super-human cerebral ability fades to limited physical activities like stapling carpet scraps to the wall or masturbation antics worthy of The Guinness Book of World Records. — Clint Catalyst

With this magazine, you could change the 'H' to 'G', it may be funnier and better for sales. — Wladimir Klitschko