Quotes & Sayings About Squidward

Squidward, where are you? Shield me with your forehead! — Mr. Krabs

I cant believe anybody would celebrate a holiday where a jolly prowler breaks into your house and leaves gifts. — Squidward Tentacles

I remember watching SpongeBob and laughing as he and Patrick irritated Squidward. Mom — Apryl Baker

Why must every eleven minutes of my life be filled with misery? — Squidward Tentacles

Nobody gives a care about the fate of labor as long as they can get their instant gratification. — Squidward Tentacles

I want my mommy, Mr. Squidward! — Mr. Krabs

Today was the dance contest, the one where Squidward takes over Spongebob's body ... During the competition, Squidward gets a cramp and Spongebob's body ends up writhing on the floor in agony. The audience thinks this is pretty cool and gives him First Prize. Quite a metaphor. The person in the most pain wins. Does that mean I get a Blue Ribbon? — Tom Perrotta