Squidward Ironic Quotes & Sayings

I've heard it said that prayer is the act of talking to God, while meditation is the act of listening. — Elizabeth Gilbert

The 'institution of marriage' is being threatened - by people getting married? Huh? — Christina Engela

Love is acceptance without judgment. — Debasish Mridha

If the dog could hum, he'd be singing "La-la-la!" in tune with his footsteps. Cough sauntered over to him. William pressed against the wall. No bullets. So far, so good. Cough clenched, and vomited something chunky onto the grass. Terrific. The big dog sat on his haunches and looked at William with a perplexed expression on his face. "Well, eat it back up," William hissed. "Don't waste it." Cough gave a tiny whine. "I'm not eating your puke." Cough panted at him. "No. — Ilona Andrews

He had quite liked the dwarfs. He often had no idea what they were talking about, but for a group of homicidal, class-obsessed small people, they were really rather good fun. — John Connolly

Even though life is finite, the universe created you with infinite love. Celebrate your birthday with infinite joy and create endless memories. — Debasish Mridha

Used to be goddy Now uptown feeling shoddy Bah, haiku don't rhyme — Rick Riordan

The very valuable time of the humanity often passes with the incredible stupidities and with the local matters not worth a penny! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

Believe me, when people say, 'We want to pay you X-million to do this movie,' I won't be the girl who hangs back saying, 'Oh, I really don't deserve it,' I'll be, 'Un-hunh, hand it right over.' — Sharon Stone

Stand firm and immovable as an anvil when it is beaten upon. — Ignatius Of Loyola

I've spent my adult life leaping off cliffs that turn out to be curbs. — Steve Turtell

The majority of the filmmaking process is in pre-production. The more you've planned out the more freedom there is on set to find new stuff, to play around, find new jokes and let the actors kind of breathe - but it needs to come from a place where it's completely structured. — Vin Diesel

He runs his hands up my back and into my hair, pulling me closer. I lose myself in the feel of his body against mine and the way his soft lips coax mine to life. Almost without thinking, I wrap my arms around his warm waist. — Dannielle Wicks

The voices on the record, that was trying to treat my voice like guitar players treat guitar tones. — Gary Cherone

The new evangelization ... begins in the confessional. — Pope Benedict XVI