Squeegee Mop Quotes & Sayings

I thought they may have presumed too much knowledge of certain things for people who are not comedians. Like Montreal. A comic understands what it is and its importance, but someone else may not know about it. — Todd Barry

Time is given equally to all men. Some weste there time and some invest there time.
Time does not wait for anybody. You can maximin time but you can't control time — Fluffy

(Andy Roddick's) a different kind of guy. I don't spend a lot of time with him. His coach in the past (Tarik Benhabiles), I didn't have a lot of time for at all. He was a bigger problem than Andy. — Lleyton Hewitt

Any negative trait, if known, becomes your ultimate trait. Unless you are Batman. — Nikhil Sharda

Our world cannot be complete without you, and without hearing what you have to say. True justice cannot exist without compassion; compassion cannot exist without understanding. But no one will understand you unless you speak, and are able to speak clearly (Sister Janet to the students, page 155). — Mark Salzman

Of particular importance to us is the recognition ... that what we want is a Europe of nations, not a federal super-state. — Tony Blair

I don't hate anybody. The Winklevi aren't suing me for intellectual property theft. They're suing me because for the first time in their lives, the world didn't work the way it was supposed to for them. — Mark Zuckerberg

Whenever the clergy succeeded in conquering political power in any country, the result has been disastrous to the interests of religion and inimical to the progress of humanity. — James Connolly