Squatting Potty Quotes & Sayings

I remembered that, trying to survive the battle zone, dodging artillery fire between the kid you were and the man you were supposed to be. The world screamed at you to grow up, your zits and your twitchy dick agreed it was about time, but you were still afraid of the dark, you still slept with that old teddy bear, you still wanted your mommy. — John Joseph Adams

I neither suffer myself, nor other fools, gladly. — Alec Guinness

"Why should I become angry just because another man has made a fool of himself. Do thou resist not evil!" That is what the lovers of God say. Whatever the world does, wherever it goes, has no influence [on them]. — Swami Vivekananda

When people say to me, 'You make us proud,' it's heartwarming to hear that. — Nadine Labaki

Holding an Olympic Games means evoking history. — Pierre De Coubertin

(2) goes like this that the one part is up to this time goes bright and it's a day and in other it's night. Just thinking on this, it's not so simple... it's not the magic, everything has gone and can't be changed, just thinking on this everything is devastated... — Deyth Banger

There's no such thing as a specific authenticity to what Mexico is, because Mexico is incredibly complex and varied, and the food is completely different if you travel 50 kilometers. It just changes all the time. — Gael Garcia Bernal

I've been drawing since I was about 3 and I come from a family of artists. — Craig McCracken

The fact that he does not tell me the truth all the time makes me not sure of his truth at certain times, and then I work to figure out for myself if what he is telling me is the truth or not, and sometimes I can figure out that it's not the truth and sometimes I don't know and never know, and sometimes just because he says it to me over and over again I am convinced it is the truth because I don't believe he would repeat a lie so often. Maybe the truth does not matter, but I want to know it if only so that I can come to some conclusions about such questions as: whether he is angry at me or not; if he is, then how angry; whether he still loves her or not; if he does, then how much; whether he loves me or not; how much; how capable he is of deceiving me in the act and after the act in the telling. — Lydia Davis

You can still wear trousers and show off your ankles - which are a nice body part on everyone. — Natalie Massenet

What would you have done, reader, who has been able to follow me like the Magician followed me, invisible and ever-watchful and without consequence? * — Jeff VanderMeer

His breath is so bad why every time he smokes he blows onion rings. — Rodney Dangerfield