Springboard America Quotes & Sayings

There was a lid for each pot, she'd told me often and soberly, and she thanked God she'd found her lid in my grandfather. — Kate Morton

When Charlie arrived home from his mother's funeral, he was met at the door by two very large very enthusiastic canines, who , undistracted by keeping watch over Sophie's love hostage, were now able to visit the full measure of their affection and joy upon their returning master. It is generally agreed, and in fact stated in the bylaws of the American Kennel Club, that you have not been truly dog-humped until you have been double-dog-humped by a pair of four-hundred-pouund hounds from hell (Section 5, paragraph 7: Standards of Humping and Ass-dragging). And despite having used an extra-strength antiperspirant that very morning before leaving Sedona, Charlie found that getting poked repeatedly in the armpits by two damp devil-dog dicks was leaving him feeling less than fresh.
Sophie, call them off. Call them off."
The puppies are dancing with Daddy," Sophie giggled. "Dance, Daddy! — Christopher Moore

That was the time calculated by the barber who based his estimate on the length of his customers' stubble. — Jeff VanderMeer

We all have a personal pool of quicksand inside us where we begin to sink and need friends and family to find us and remind us of all the good that has been and will be. — Regina Brett

Because if marriage is a kind of womb,
divorce is the being born again. — Tony Hoagland

I've pitched in a lot of big games. — Andy Pettitte

Lies are like children. If you don't nurture them, they'll never be useful later. — R. K. Milholland

Most of us spend all our working life dreaming of doing nothing, then when we end up doing nothing, we long for something. When we have neither longing, I think that is what they call living for the moment. — Robert Black

Success is the delivery of a product that meets expectation — James Leal

There's something magical that happens when people eat from the same pot. The family meal is really the nursery of democracy. It's where we learn to share; it's where we learn to argue without offending. It's just too critical to let go, as we've been so blithely doing. — Michael Pollan

I turned to Thalia. 'I'll hold the flower while you beat up the thief?'
She sighed. 'Fine. Let's go catch this jerk. — Rick Riordan