Lisa Lampanelli Quotes & Sayings
Enjoy the top 4 famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Lisa Lampanelli.
Famous Quotes By Lisa Lampanelli
I'm decorating my parents' house for Christmas ... I hope they find my manger with a baby yeezus in it as funny as I do! — Lisa Lampanelli
Larry the Cable Guy has everything: sleeveless shirts, stupid catchphrases. He's Mr. T without the acting chops. — Lisa Lampanelli
Jeff Foxworthy is a legend. Every time I see his moustache it reminds me to wax my lip and every time I hear his jokes it reminds me to wipe my ass. — Lisa Lampanelli
Usually I'm on top to keep the guy from escaping. — Lisa Lampanelli