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Sperm Donor Quotes By Jonathan Tropper

You're just the sperm donor, Norm," he says, heading for the door. "That's all you were ever good for. Fucking sperm. — Jonathan Tropper

Sperm Donor Quotes By Rowena Cherry

Never sleep with a lady only once, especially in the case of an older lady.
-'Rhett — Rowena Cherry

Sperm Donor Quotes By J.L. Langley

I swore I'd never become some lord's brainless arm ornament and political host, but I've become far worse. I'm a glorified housekeeper and sperm donor.
-from the journal of Payton Marcus Townsend. — J.L. Langley

Sperm Donor Quotes By Kim Holden

Until it only gets weirder when Gus walks in the room and says, The sperm donor returns. How goes it, maestro? How was the journey from bean town? — Kim Holden

Sperm Donor Quotes By Anne Walker

I can't put a number on what I need babe..The perfect man doesn't just come out of a catalog. I can't just request him with a checklist and pay for him at the checkout line. Things don't just happen like that, at least not in my world. I want a real father for my daughter, not just some sperm donor that has never seen her. I want a man in my life to teach my daughter to ride a bicycle, to be cleaning that shot gun on her first date, to be her crying shoulder when she has a bad breakup. I need that man in my life and no amount of money can bring him to me" Truthfully — Anne Walker

Sperm Donor Quotes By Devon McCormack

Being a laborer with one hand is about as useful as being a sperm donor with one nut. — Devon McCormack

Sperm Donor Quotes By Rowena Cherry

Rhett: Here's the problem. I am not the sexual equivalent of an espresso machine. — Rowena Cherry

Sperm Donor Quotes By Julie James

She shook her head. "I swear, Roberts, the more I learn about your gender, the more I think a sperm
donor, a good handyman, and a great vibrator is the better way to go."
He let out a bark of laughter. "In defense of my gender, we're not all dogs. As a matter of fact, I
happen to be friends and work with a lot of good guys."
"Ooh. Anyone you can set me up with?"
He gave her a long, dark scowl.
She'd take that as a no.
"I just breeched the sex-buddy etiquette again, didn't I?" she asked.
"Quite. — Julie James

Sperm Donor Quotes By Belle Boggs

The life an infertile person seeks comes to her not by accident and not by fate but by hard-fought choices. How to put together the portfolio of photographs. How to answer at the home study. What clinic or doctor or procedure. Donor egg or donor sperm or donor embryo. Open or closed adoption. What country, what boxes to check or uncheck. What questions to ask, and ask again. When to start and when to stop. What to say when her child says, Tell me my story. — Belle Boggs

Sperm Donor Quotes By Jennifer Crusie

That's not a father. That's a sperm donor. Forget him. He's a mess. Concentrate on me. I'm terrific. -(Linc Blaise) — Jennifer Crusie