Spaights Battalion Quotes & Sayings

I was always a big fan of Mel Brooks and Carl Reiner's '2000-Year-Old Man' sketch. I think it's one of the biggest influences on the podcast, definitely. You'd never say Carl Reiner was the funniest dude on there, because he's just teeing it up, but he knows what questions to ask to lead to great improv. — Scott Aukerman

If we are still here to witness the destruction of our planet some five billion years or more hence, then we will have achieved something so unprecedented in the history of life that we should be willing to sing our swansong with joy - Sic Transit Gloria Mundi. — Stephen Jay Gould

Peace is the precious fruit of a righteous life. It is possible because of the Atonement of the Savior. It is earned through full repentance, for that leads to refreshing forgiveness. — Richard G. Scott

No real man should ever feel threatened by a lesbian. After all, she is just licking it clean, before I get there. — Robert Black

Maybe I'll be like that man in The Hanging Tree'. Still waiting for an answer. — Suzanne Collins

Practical dreamers have always been and always will be the pattern-makers of civilization. — Napoleon Hill

The only thing you can trust in this world is money and your source of food. — Kim Dong-joo