Soutiskov Quotes & Sayings

It's hard for your mom to tell you she has an oral fixation and has to have something in her mouth. My step dad is in the kitchen winking at me. You down with OPP, yeah you know me. Exciting is and a special ... What? Easy, and why do you know all the words? That's weird. — David Spade

I am not the best goalkeeper in the world, it is Vladimir Beara. — Lev Yashin

If I ever did have a baby, it probably would eat people. — Hayley Williams

Anytime I fall for a dame like you I hope that somebody will take me outside an' cut my head off quick because I would rather be tied up to a coupla wild alligators than get myself hitched on to you. — Peter Cheyney

If you really want to kill morale, have layoffs every two months for the next two years. — Tom Peters

There is no sin, and there can be no sin on all the earth, which the Lord will not forgive to the truly repentant! — Fyodor Dostoyevsky