Sodding A Lawn Quotes & Sayings

I am the monster, hiding in the darkness, the intruder had whispered. — Sylvain Reynard

A shepherd may be a very able, trusty, and good shepherd, without a sweetheart - better, perhaps, than with one. But what is he without his dog? — James Hogg

They laugh when they're embarrassed, they cry when they're happy, and they try to choke you to death when you do something nice for them. — Heather Burch

I loved the sensual pleasures of being outside, the smell of it, the feel of the earth under my fingers, the satisfaction of seeing things living, glowing, captivated by their own temporary beauty. — Jojo Moyes

Outside, I muttered, 'Let us set you up?' I already cleaned you out of PowerBars, bitch — Kresley Cole