Snail Bob Quotes & Sayings

So I'm in my 51st year of playin' mostly nightclubs. I do some concerts. — Mose Allison

Some of those who had been among the most industrious, the kindest, and the most stalwart citizens of Village now went to the platform and shouted their wish that the border be closed so that 'we' (Matty shuddered at the use of 'we') would not have to share the resources anymore.
'We need all the fish for ourselves.
Our school is not big enough to teach their children, too; only our own.
They can't even speak right.
We can't understand them.
They have too many needs.
We don't want to tale care of them.'
And finally: 'We've done it long enough. — Lois Lowry

limerick?" asked — Lenore Look

Trying to be hot, but looking not — Akanksha Sharma

Never say never, because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. — Michael Jordan

Real conversion gives you Christ's company as you walk through the valley of the shadow of death. Indeed, the fall made everything - including my deepest desires - fall. And this happened under God's providential eye, not behind his back. — Rosaria Champagne Butterfield

Its Like Joy Rising — Oprah Winfrey

I have a lot of fond memories of St. Patrick's Day in Chicago. Vague, but fond. — Joel Murray

Much of John Kerry's recent surge has come at the expense of Howard Dean. The situation reflected in his hot new bumper sticker, 'Dated Dean, Married Kerry.' It's cute and a lot more tasteful than the alternative version, 'Dated Dean, Married Kerry, Finger-Banged Kucinich.' — Jon Stewart

Extenuating circumstance to be mentioned on Judgment Day: We never asked to be born in the first place. — Kurt Vonnegut

If a woman has been married three years or more, you come to learn that she's usually easier to sleep with than a single woman. — Neil Strauss

Girls have periods and boys wank. Everybody. — Haruki Murakami

If a painter, then, paints a picture of an ideally beautiful man, complete to the last detail, is he any the worse painter because he cannot show that such a man could really exist? — Plato

The parts of humanity that use to be civil are dead and gone. The only thing left is a technological, emotionless, colorless, dead version of reality we live in every day. — James Wheeler

(As brain cells die from oxygen starvation, euphoria sets in, and one last, grand erection.) — Mary Roach