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Smurf 2 Quotes By Dot Hutchison

There is very little uglier than plowed snow. The roads are clear, though, and all the sidewalks are tinted blue from the salt. It feels like walking over the remnants of a Smurf slaughter. — Dot Hutchison

Smurf 2 Quotes By Khang Kijarro Nguyen

Making a ski resort out of a molehill is wonderful if you're a Smurf. — Khang Kijarro Nguyen

Smurf 2 Quotes By Con Riley

THEO: Who do you picture when you think of me?
MORGAN: Papa Smurf.
THEO: Do you have a camera in here somewhere?
MORGAN: Yes, Theo. I watch you jerk off to smurf porn every night. — Con Riley

Smurf 2 Quotes By Craig Ferguson

The Smurfs 2 is a great movie. The Smurfs are tiny little creatures that everybody loves. They're like Justin Bieber - minus the part about everybody loving him. — Craig Ferguson

Smurf 2 Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon

A monster. I despise my true form. (Acheron)
I can't imagine why. Other than killing me, you were actually cute in a very Papa Smurf kind of way. (Tory)
Papa Smurf? I don't look like Papa Smurf. (Acheron)
No, baby, you don't at all. You look like sex on a stick. Now is your ego all better? (Tory) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Smurf 2 Quotes By FayJay

You know you're having a crappy morning when the best that can be said for it is that at least you're not a Smurf. — FayJay

Smurf 2 Quotes By Katie McGarry

Echo continued to tap her finger to her chin and created more dots on her face while she stared at the canvas. The intensity of her stare shocked me.
The art teacher stacked the bowls and walked toward the door. "She's in the zone. Good luck getting her attention. Do me a favor. If she ends up painting her whole face, grab my camera from my desk and take a picture. I'll add it to my collection." She gazed at Echo and smiled. "I'll title that one Smurf. Nice tats, by the way." — Katie McGarry

Smurf 2 Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon

(He went to Tory and with one more push, his son slid into his hands. For a full minute, he couldn't breathe as he stared at the tiniest, most perfect creature he'd ever seen in his life.) "Is it a smurf?" - Tory — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Smurf 2 Quotes By J.A. Huss

Anywhere. But he's out of his fucking mind if he thinks he's getting my Smurf. — J.A. Huss

Smurf 2 Quotes By Katie Price

I enjoy horse riding, spending time with my dog 'Smurf,' and basically having a really good laugh partying and having fun! — Katie Price

Smurf 2 Quotes By Cassandra Clare

I don't know who Azazel is," he said. "Isn't he the cat from The Smurfs?" He cast about , but Isabelle just looked up and rolled her eyes at him.
"Clary?" he thought
Her voice came through, tinged with alarm. "What is it? What happened? Did my mom find out I'm gone?"
"Not yet," he thought back. "Is Azazel the cat from The Smurfs?" There was a long pause. "That's Azrael, Simon. And no more using the magic rings for Smurf questions. — Cassandra Clare

Smurf 2 Quotes By Erica Cameron

I see the glow before I see her. The orange light is so strong it's hard to believe the house isn't on fire, but when feet appear at the top of the staircase, I can finally see that the light isn't coming from the house. It's coming from her.
My heart beats so fast I can't tell the pulses apart - it's one harsh thrum inside my head. If I'm a Smurf, this girl is an Oompa Loompa. No. Not even. It looks like she walked out of a horror movie. She really is on fire, burning from the inside out.
I'm staring, but I can't help it. Everyone would be staring if they could see what I see. — Erica Cameron

Smurf 2 Quotes By Ruby Dixon

Suck on that, Smurf." She wiggles her fingers at Haeden. "Now gimme a knife. — Ruby Dixon

Smurf 2 Quotes By Victoria Scott

He reaches down and tugs his pant leg up. The gold cuff wrapped around his ankle is decorated with Smurf stickers. One of the other collectors did this after I crashed last night. Can you believe that mess? I can't get the damn things off. — Victoria Scott

Smurf 2 Quotes By Alexa Land

Wow," Christian exclaimed. "Your hair first thing in the morning is a sight to behold. It's like a Smurf blew up on the top of your head. — Alexa Land

Smurf 2 Quotes By Jim Butcher

Fuck a Smurf and call him Gimpy, is that who I think it is? — Jim Butcher

Smurf 2 Quotes By Jeff Dunham

If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? — Jeff Dunham

Smurf 2 Quotes By Christian Finnegan

The Smurf village was destroyed weeks ago and Bush has still not made an appearance. George Bush doesn't care about tiny blue people. — Christian Finnegan

Smurf 2 Quotes By Erica Cameron

Holy shit. I'm a Smurf. — Erica Cameron

Smurf 2 Quotes By Robyn Peterman

Ethan chuckled and pulled his child close. "However, it might be nice if you gave your Uncle Satan blue skin tomorrow. He would love that."
The gasps in the room were hilarious. My Vampyre was evil to the core ... I bit my lip to keep from screaming or laughing. Satan would look awesome as a Smurf. I needed to make sure my phone was charged so I could get some good blackmail shots. — Robyn Peterman

Smurf 2 Quotes By Ann Hood

Dead bodies do get a grayish blue/purple hue because blood pools in the capillaries and the body starts to decompose. It's not smurf blue, but it's not a pleasant shade. — Ann Hood

Smurf 2 Quotes By Extra P

For what it's worth, I've been a hip-hopper from birth.
Try to disrespect, and get your ass played up like a Smurf. — Extra P

Smurf 2 Quotes By Chelsea Cain

The chalk dust was everywhere. On her pants. All over her shirt. She looked like she'd fallen into a vat of 1980s eye shadow. It had mixed with her hand sweat and formed a kind of Smurf epoxy. — Chelsea Cain

Smurf 2 Quotes By Ashley Bell

My dad does tons of voiceovers; he was Duke in 'G.I. Joe' and 'Transformers' and Handy, Lazy, and Grouchy Smurf, so I grew up with the best bed time stories ever. — Ashley Bell