Smosh Yearbook Quotes & Sayings

You always end up getting involved in things because of, you know, the strange things your life brings you into contact with. — Edward Norton

There are people who drove me crazy, but they got the job done. And when I see that person again, I nod my head. Respect. — Bill Murray

When you walk a dog on a short leash, she's close enough to bite you. — Ilona Andrews

A Christian is one who points at Christ and says, 'I can't prove a thing, but there's something about his eyes and his voice. There's something about the way he carries his head, his hands, the way he carries his cross-the way he carries me.' — Frederick Buechner

snowy mountains are, and the sea, they say, with the distant — Various

The weak have remedies, the wise have joys; superior wisdom is superior bliss. — Edward Young

All things built with tax money are beautiful: so we must think or go mad. — Catherynne M Valente

To be sure he's a Man, the male must see to it that the female be clearly a Woman, the opposite of a Man, that is, the female must act like a faggot. — Valerie Solanas

But instead they tell you they'll come to fix your cable between noon and five, and I say, okay, I'll pay my next bill between July and November, but they don't laugh. — Tim Dorsey

Christmas united us as holy beings. We experience love, joy and peace. — Lailah Gifty Akita

The sound of his voice was an overwhelming relief, like remembering the name of a beloved song or returning to a childhood haunt to find it totally unchanged. Did he not fee the same swell of relief? Or was he just better at hiding it? — Galt Niederhoffer

I trade both with the living and the dead, for the enrichment of our native language. — John Dryden