Smits Farms Quotes & Sayings

And then earlier than that there were the crusades. The crusades were totally fucked. Richard the Lionheart, who had the heart of a lion as well as his own. He ripped it out of the lion, and the lion was left with a bicycle pump and not much to do. — Eddie Izzard

It's just one day at a time. I love multi-tasking and I'm really organized and when you have a certain work ethic, which all the girls have, we all have that same thing going on. — Kris Jenner

People say friends don't destroy one another - what do they know about friends? — John Darnielle

He was as completely happy as only a fluffy-minded old man with excellent health and a large income can be. — P.G. Wodehouse

Knowledge was the great thing
not abstract knowledge in which Dr. Forester had been so rich, the theories which lead one enticingly on with their appearance of nobility, of transcendent virtue, but detailed, passionate, trivial human knowledge. — Graham Greene

The noble man is chiefly concerned with wisdom and friendship; of these, the former is a mortal good, the latter and immortal one. — Epicurus