Smijeh I Samo Quotes & Sayings

I cut my teeth playing rock songs on the accordion when I was a teenager and my friends always thought that was extremely amusing. I think that was the genesis of my polka medleys, because every rock song I played on the accordion just sounded like a polka and my friends thought it was funny. So that was a joke that I continue up to this very day. — Al Yankovic

How can you work with someone if you went into their state to campaign against them? — Angus King

The man doesn't want me messing with it and, no offense, I wouldn't anger him. I've seen what he can do and it's the stuff horror movies are made of. Body part flailing, blood. Lots of blood and torture. (Berith) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Men fear to lose as much as they hope to gain. — Drayton Bird

Mistakes unviels our individual flaws that blocks our paths to perfection — Michael Strong

I'm also taking singing classes as well, not that I ever plan to sing in public in my entire life. I actually have a phobia of singing, so I decided to take some singing lessons to help me get away from the phobia. — Kelly Hu

What we need to do is to inspire businessmen and businesswomen to open up small businesses and medium businesses, and have big businesses come and relocate to New Jersey. — Joseph M. Kyrillos

Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life. — Robert Byrne

You're fighting the urge to look down and check, aren't you?" I say in the dark. My dick stirs, like he knows he's about to become a conversation piece and wants to look his best. — Kristen Callihan

Mrs. Ballinger is one of the ladies who pursue Culture in bands, as though it were dangerous to meet it alone. — Edith Wharton

God would not make me wish for something impossible and so, in spite of my littleness, I can aim at being a saint. It is impossible for me to grow bigger, so I put up with myself as I am, with all my countless faults. But I will look for some means of going to heaven by a little way which is very short and very straight, a little way that is quite new[ ... ] It is your arms,
Jesus, which are the lift to carry me to heaven, And so there is no need for me to grow up. In fact, just the opposite: I must stay little and become less and less. — Therese Of Lisieux

I'm not a cruel man. I mean, technically I'm not a man at all. — Erin Bow