Smartass New Years Quotes & Sayings

Rich Folkers is throwing up in the bullpen. — Jerry Coleman

I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats. (On the KKK) — Woody Allen

If we are going to change our diets, we first have to relearn the art of eating, which is a question of psychology as much as nutrition. We have to find a way to want to eat what's good for us. — Bee Wilson

If I learned anything from Betty coming into my life, it's to just be open to all the things that come along. — America Ferrera

Ask ... what it is about all-embracing 'systems' of thought that leads inexorably to all-embracing 'systems' of rule. — Tony Judt

Because a child of one doubles its age after the passage of a single year, it can be said to be aging rapidly. — Henry Taube

Married women vote Republican; single women vote Democratic. That's why liberals promote policies to break up families. Every social malady is a victory for the left. A couple gets divorced and liberals say, "Yay! Another Democratic voter!" A child is born out of wedlock and liberals say, "Yay! Another Democratic voter!" A person gets addicted to drugs and liberals say, "Yay! Another Democratic voter!" — Ann Coulter

Listeners ne'er hear good of themselves. — John Ray