Smails Quotes & Sayings

I saw my father march with Martin Luther King. — Mitt Romney

Mythology is like gravity, inconvenient at times, but necessary for cohesion. — Elizabeth Janeway

The microwave oven is one of the modern objects that convey the most elemental feeling of power over the passing seconds ... If you suffer from hurry sickness in its most advanced stages, you may find yourself punching 88 seconds instead of 90 because it is faster to tap the same digit twice. — James Gleick

I never touch it. Not directly, anyway. I always use a glass. — Anistatia R. Miller

The sad truth is, they should never trust me. — Julie Anne Peters

And the maestro surely wielded the chairman's baton with extraordinary skill. His stellar record suggests that the only right answer to the age-old question of whether it is better to be lucky or good may be: both. — Alan Blinder

How about that McDonald's two blocks from Ground Zero? That's killed more people than the 19 hijackers. — Michael Moore

The NSA was actually concerned back in the time of the crypto-wars with improving American security. Nowadays, we see that their priority is weakening our security, just so they have a better chance of keeping an eye on us. — Edward Snowden

But compassion isn't about solutions. It's about giving all the love that you've got. — Cheryl Strayed

Hear that, Mr. De Pfeffel Cantab or whatever your name is? That's the sound of the villa in the South of France you could have bought crumbling to dust. — Tim Collins