Slotnick Monuments Quotes & Sayings

People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either being made. — Mark Twain

Violence is a tool of the ignorant. — Flip Wilson

I don't watch rugby. — Kevin Spacey

Here's how it goes: I'm up at the stroke of 10 or 10:30. I have breakfast and read the papers, and then it's lunchtime. Then maybe a little nap after lunch and out to the gym, and before I know it, it's time to have a drink. — E.L. Doctorow

Good problems and mushrooms of certain kinds have something in common; they grow in clusters. — George Polya

If a man called Christmas Day a mere hypocritical excuse for drunkenness and gluttony, that would be false, but it would have a fact hidden in it somewhere. But when Bernard Shaw says the Christmas Day is only a conspiracy kept up by poulterers and wine merchants from strictly business motives, then he says something which is not so much false as startling and arrestingly foolish. He might as well say that the two sexes were invented by jewellers who wanted to sell wedding rings. — G.K. Chesterton