Teller Quotes & Sayings

I always assumed I'd spend my life happily performing in artsy-fartsy little theaters. — Teller

Magic is an art form where you lie and tell people you are lying. — Teller

If you read Shakespeare's stage directions, all the gore and violence is right in there. — Teller

Indian street magic tends to be very gory, blood and guts. One trick is for a magician to take a knife and appear to cut his kid's head almost off. The magician then says to the crowd, 'Well I can continue to cut off my son's head or you can all give me some money.' Then he wanders around and takes 10 rupees from everyone and restores his son. — Teller

Given my absolute druthers, I would certainly like to see that every part of my body is used for spare parts for science. — Teller

Neuroscientists are novices at deception. — Teller

Every time you perform a magic trick, you're engaging in experimental psychology. If the audience asks, 'How the hell did he do that?' then the experiment was successful. — Teller

Try that yourself sometime: Take something (or someone) you love, and -in your imagination- say goodbye forever right now. Grieve for a moment. Then feel the explosion of happiness that comes when you remind yourself you don't have to say goobye.
At least, not yet. — Teller

The Boy Scouts of America is no longer entirely what people think it is. Essentially, it has been hijacked by religious conservatives. — Teller

People come up to me on the street and make some little joke - like they'll say, 'Excuse me, sir, what time is it?' And I'll say, you know, '5:15,' and they'll say, 'Hey! Made you talk!' And that's merely a way of saying, 'I know your work and I like you.' — Teller

When a magician lets you notice something on your own, his lie becomes impenetrable. — Teller

If there isn't at least the threat of violence in art, it tends to be kind of tiresome. — Teller

Nothing fools you better than the lie you tell yourself. — Teller

To most people who have a point of view, merely being on TV is an intrinsic good. — Teller

Magic's about understanding - and then manipulating - how viewers digest the sensory information. — Teller

Onstage, I find absolutely nothing but exhilaration in not talking. — Teller

People do not come to a Penn & Teller show to see a magic show. They just don't. They come to see weird stuff that they can see no place else, that will make them laugh and make the little hairs stand up on the backs of their necks. — Teller

Comedically, unpleasantness is great fun. — Teller

People take reality for granted. — Teller

Reality seems so simple. We just open our eyes and there it is. But that doesn't mean it is simple. — Teller

Generally, magicians don't know what to say, so they say stupid and redundant crap like, 'Here I am holding a red ball.' — Teller

In real life, the most important decision you ever make is, where does reality leave off and make-believe begin? If you make a mistake about that, you're dead. You know, you're out on the street corner. You think there's no bus coming. You step out, you're dead. — Teller

Doing beautiful things is its own reward. — Teller

Magicians have done controlled testing in human perception for thousands of years. — Teller

I believe in art. — Teller

The silent thing onstage allows for a kind of intimacy that no conversation can have. If I just shut up, we're forced to look at each other and really confront that moment. — Teller

In America, magic has never been an important part of peoples' lives. — Teller

As a kid, I was a Hitchcock lover; I cared about the dark side of things. — Teller

I'm more apt to cry at something beautiful than at something sad. — Teller

The place we want to explore unpleasantness in the real world is in art. — Teller

If you do something that you're proud of, that someone else understands, that is a thing of beauty that wasn't there before - you can't beat that. — Teller

Sometimes, magic is just someone spending more time on something than anyone else might reasonably expect. — Teller

Nobody who is a Penn & Teller fan thinks of us first and foremost as magicians, but as a comedy team. — Teller