Slavi Show Quotes & Sayings

Being able to play tragedy for humor rather than pity is a new trick I've learned. For a long time that's what I did with my poetry, ask people to feel sorry for me. I got sober and I realized I have to get out of the pity thing; it's not going anywhere for me. I don't want to have any self-pity. — Bucky Sinister

Within the next few years-a decade perhaps-we should be in a position to unlock new knowledge about life and matter so great that wholly new concepts of human life will follow in the wake of this new knowledge. — David Lilienthal

I'm just a tool, I'm just a big, hard tool. — Robert Pattinson

And it seems to me that everyone is like me - they're all afraid of the slightest movement ... Everyone's sitting all closed up in his own glass cage waiting for something. — Yevgeny Zamyatin

I fell asleep in a river, I woke in a river,
of my mysterious
failure to die I can tell you
nothing, neither
who saved me nor for what cause - — Louise Gluck

A man's reading program should be as carefully planned as his daily diet, for that too is food, without which he cannot grow mentally. — Andrew Carnegie

I think to be a successful comic, you have to be exceptionally smart and exceptionally perceptive. — Christopher Meloni

Drinking doesn't make problems go away. Just because you can't remember them doesn't mean they're not there. — J.D. Robb

A lot of people think that I'm one of the women from 'Broad City' - and I'm just not. — Jenny Slate