Slapsgiving 2 Quotes & Sayings

After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting out of the water? — Steven Wright

Do not underestimate objects. — David Foster Wallace

He was low-key and stating the obvious, but it was necessary because Rand's dogma is predicated on ignoring the obvious. — Gary Weiss

Plot does not simply move with time, but spreads out conceptually in metaphorical space. — John L'Heureux

Mace never struck me as an affectionate type of guy. Like Luke, if you told me Mace would be affectionately demonstrative in a touchy way in public, I would have laughed. But there it was, proof positive. — Kristen Ashley

You can build a brand very fast now, especially with bloggers and how fast images can get out - the message just goes out faster and stronger than ever before. — Joseph Altuzarra

This was bad grammar of course, but that is how beavers talk when they are excited; I mean, in Narnia
in our world they usually don't talk at all.
- The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe — C.S. Lewis

She seemed always to have seen him through a blur - first of sleepiness, then of distance and indifference - and now the fog had thickened till he was almost indistinguishable. — Edith Wharton

I'll see you there little Red.' Fane's voice faded out of her mind and she could feel his humor. Oh, wasn't he just too cute, picking up on her two best friends' idea of a sick joke - to turn her into the little girl who almost wound up as the wolf's dinner.
"My, what big eyes you have, wolf-man," Jacque said out loud, unable to stop her sarcasm from boiling up.
"The better to see you with love," Jen chimed in.
"What big ears you have!" Sally continued their comic relief.
"The better to hear you with my love," Jen followed.
"What big teeth you have!" Sally mocked, her hands on either side of her face.
"The better to eat you with my love," Jen cackled, but she wasn't finished. True to Jen form she added her own twisted sense of humour. "My, what a big-"
Sally slapped a hand over her mouth, quickly realising where Jen was going with that statement. — Quinn Loftis

I want witchcraft so bad that I can't stand it. I have wands in my apartment. And I use them sometimes. I walk into the kitchen with my wand, and I come out with something on a platter and I say, 'See, magic happens.' Works every time. — Amy Sedaris

Talent is always more interesting - ambition is not interesting. If you have talent, you have to find ways of expressing it, but you may not be a success in the world's terms. — Eric Idle

You have to pay attention to money, but it shouldn't be about the money. — Tim O'Reilly

Jesus didn't debase the holy into the secular; He infused the secular with the holy. — Eugene H. Peterson