Skipper Canterbury Tales Quotes & Sayings

I have stood in a department store, and seen something written on a price tag that told me I had to leave at once, but in different clothing. — Lemony Snicket

Thees and thous taunted her, but like a child, she ignored the writing and focused on the pretty pictures. — Kimberly Spencer

Well, isn't this just perfect," Kyle commented. "We need to go rough up a big bad wolf, and half the pack is already leaving. — Jody Morse

Don't borrow money from a neighbor or a friend, but of a stranger where, paying for it you shall hear of it no more. — William Cecil, 1st Baron Burghley

New Jersey Mayor Corey Booker last night personally rescued a woman from a burning building. Or as Fox News reported it, 'black man loots house, steals white woman.' — Bill Maher

We were having a trial game against Leeds, and Jack Charlton was the boss of Middlesbrough at the time. — Craig Johnston