Skeevy Stoner Quotes & Sayings

The greatest graduates come from the University of Life. — Matshona Dhliwayo

Speaking the truth is for losers and egomaniacs. — Dennis Perrin

I'm good at being funny. — Tom Stoppard

A thin gold chain glittered at his throat. — Joe Hill

White people are potential humans - they haven't evolved yet. — Louis Farrakhan

People do not always take responsibility for their own spirituality and their own spiritual relationship with God. — Echo Bodine

There are silences made just for us. — Roberto Bolano

Why are comedic parts for women the exception, not the rule? — Patricia Clarkson

The best part about being a stand-up is the connection with the audience. There's nothing more gratifying then when you can make 300 people applaud and stand up - because that's all you. — Aries Spears

As an artist in the 21st century, my two goals are to make the best work that I can, improve as much as I can, and to distribute that work as far as I can. — Brandon Stanton

Entrepreneurs start businesses because ... they have no choice. Passion and energy drive them on good days and sustain them on bad days — Barry Moltz

Someone asked me if I was a method actor - I loved that! I needed to know what it felt like to lose everything just to do the Bad Day video! I could really feel the angst! — Daniel Powter

"The work of art must seize upon you ... carry you away." — Pierre-Auguste Renoir

I wasn't the guy who got straight As. I got As and Bs and a couple Cs. — Harry Shum Jr.