Skalski Dirty Quotes & Sayings

One day it hit me: Truest friends, God bless their hearts, could not care less. They love you, they're pleased you're getting married and, ultimately, they don't give a fig how you get it done. — Lynn Coady

A man must defend his home, his wife, his children, and his martini. — Jackie Gleason

It's good to know you won't be giving the god of archery a swirly. — Rick Riordan

I had grown used to getting a pat on the back and being told after a good result: 'Well done, David - you should be happy, you're the first clean rider. — David Millar

She wished Felix and Jay were babies again, though they were never babies at the same time, and she wished she could have been a baby with them, too, that they could all lie in a thoughtless baby lump, void of all responsibilities and knowledge, without history, just soft skin and fat, piled on each other like puppies, mother and children, impossibly all infants at the same time. She — Catherine Lacey

Unremarkable, but with a brainy arrogance wafting from them. — Gillian Flynn

I grew up in a big sky country. Then I lived in Manhattan, where you can only see the sky between buildings, and then I went into a building where you couldn't see the sky at all. I didn't like that so much. — Linda Ronstadt

But what if, instead of spending all of our energy making plans for God, we spent that energy seeking God? — Mark Batterson

Your own mind is a sacred enclosure into which nothing harmful can enter except by your permission. — Arnold Bennett

From all my dreams where you felt everlasting
to all my clothes your words used to wear,
to the old end, to the new beginning,
you have lost me everywhere. — Khadija Rupa

I did, of course, on both counts, and started going out with the boy I lost my virginity to - all of it. He lost his to me too, except that neither of us felt we had lost anything - just discovered the meaning of life and love and everything else unnecessary in between. — Elly Varrenti

If the techs are on it we're fine, but Briamiv and his buddy could fuck up a full stop at the end of a sentence. — China Mieville

Love is the life of friendship. — James Howell

There is something inspiring and sublime about the little forget-me-not flower. I hope it will be a symbol of the little things that make your lives joyful and sweet. — Dieter F. Uchtdorf