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Simple Funny One Line Quotes By Nenia Campbell

If you don't feel the same way about him, if you're just leading him on, you need to tell him that. I've seen too many nice guys get shafted because a girl can't get over some jerk. — Nenia Campbell

Simple Funny One Line Quotes By Jack Nicholson

I'm in the movie business; it's meant to be very cutthroat. But you won't find anybody that ever says I cheated them or manipulated them. — Jack Nicholson

Simple Funny One Line Quotes By Hilary Thayer Hamann

I wondered what the value was, in the Darwinian sense, of making fast friends like that. There must be some scientific significance to being a follower, to allowing yourself to be persuaded by personality — Hilary Thayer Hamann

Simple Funny One Line Quotes By Roan Parrish

the skin like velvet over steel, — Roan Parrish

Simple Funny One Line Quotes By Andre L. Roberts

More people are going to start shooting themselves and jumping out of windows. Guilty conscious you think? — Andre L. Roberts

Simple Funny One Line Quotes By Christopher Paolini

Do not pamper me, human. Elves train both their men and women to fight. I am not one of your helpless females to run away whenever there is danger. — Christopher Paolini

Simple Funny One Line Quotes By James Mattis

No war is over until the enemy says it's over. We may think it over, we may declare it over, but in fact, the enemy gets a vote. — James Mattis

Simple Funny One Line Quotes By Charles Bukowski

You shoulda known the entirety of the trap, a**hole,
love means eventual pain
victory means eventual defeat
grace means eventual slovenliness,
there's no way
out ... you see, you
understand? — Charles Bukowski