Simple Funny One Line Quotes & Sayings
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If you don't feel the same way about him, if you're just leading him on, you need to tell him that. I've seen too many nice guys get shafted because a girl can't get over some jerk. — Nenia Campbell

I'm in the movie business; it's meant to be very cutthroat. But you won't find anybody that ever says I cheated them or manipulated them. — Jack Nicholson

I wondered what the value was, in the Darwinian sense, of making fast friends like that. There must be some scientific significance to being a follower, to allowing yourself to be persuaded by personality — Hilary Thayer Hamann

the skin like velvet over steel, — Roan Parrish

More people are going to start shooting themselves and jumping out of windows. Guilty conscious you think? — Andre L. Roberts

Do not pamper me, human. Elves train both their men and women to fight. I am not one of your helpless females to run away whenever there is danger. — Christopher Paolini

No war is over until the enemy says it's over. We may think it over, we may declare it over, but in fact, the enemy gets a vote. — James Mattis

You shoulda known the entirety of the trap, a**hole,
love means eventual pain
victory means eventual defeat
grace means eventual slovenliness,
there's no way
out ... you see, you
understand? — Charles Bukowski