Signum Global Advisors Quotes & Sayings

I think one of the keys to happiness is accepting that I am never going to be perfectly happy. Life is uncomfortable. So I might as well get busy loving the people around me. I'm going to stop trying so hard to decide whether they are the "right people" for me and just take deep breaths and love my neighbors. I'm going to take care of my friends. I'm going to find peace in the 'burbs. I'm going to quit chasing happiness long enough to notice it smiling right at me. — Glennon Doyle Melton

A woman doing comedy doesn't offend me, but sets me back a bit. I, as a viewer, have trouble with it. I think of her as a producing machine that brings babies in the world. — Jerry Lewis

Neither of us is perfect, which makes us perfect for each other.

T. E. Daniels — T.E. Daniels

You asked me how old I am. I was born roughly nine centuries ago. I've lived for more than three hundred thousand days. And you made this one my favorite one of all."
-Uilleam MacRieve ~ — Kresley Cole

It is with great regret that I have to inform Manchester City of my wish to leave the club. — Carlos Tevez

If life seems jolly rotten, There's something you've forgotten. — Graham Chapman

Why? Because you wanted something, and tried to get it. You acted. You acted stupidly, but you acted, and that's the important part. And people often act stupidly when it comes to love. I know I
did. — Peter Cameron

Are we going to argue or have pretend sex?"
Wesley exhaled. "Pretend sex, I guess. What am I doing?"
"Sleeping in bed. She's sleeping on the floor."
"He makes her sleep on the floor?"
"He gives her a blanket."
"Very romantic. — Tiffany Reisz

Sure, being a reservist wasn't as glamorous, but I was the one who had to look at myself in the mirror. — Larry David