Shortest Funny Love Quotes & Sayings

I always wanted to do a Western. — Pierce Brosnan

If your life is going to be dictated by what's comfortable, your life will stink. — Laura Schlessinger

There is one thing new in sexual mores and that is today's bisexual chic ... if you can't truthfully claim to be bisexual yourself, the next best thing is to reveal that one, or both, of your parents was. — Helen Lawrenson

Let us return from that Table like lions breathing out fire, terrifying to the devil! — Saint John Chrysostom

Are you?" I said. "Gay, I mean?"
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I hoped he wasn't offended by my asking, but after everything that had happened, I really wanted to know.
"No," he said. "I thought I was for about a w-w-week once. But now I know I'm not."
If there was ever an answer that sounded like the truth, that was it. — Brent Hartinger

I've been through plenty in my life where I've really had to focus on the day ahead ... because, as I know, the future is, you know, whatever the future is ... Once you've stared mortality that hard in the face, you really seize the day. — Sam Taylor-Wood

I read, therefore I *know*. — Self

I write while I'm walking, on little scraps of paper. If I have a melody going, I can feel it for days. — Juan Felipe Herrera

We are not passive exhibitors of visual or auditory or tactile images. We have selves. We have a Me that is automatically present in our minds right now. — Antonio Damasio

It's only ... when we're stripped of purpose that we know who we are. — Samuel R. Delany

Curious how Love destroys every vestige of that politeness which the human race, in its years of evolution, has so painfully acquired. — Stella Gibbons

And I find perfect beauty excessively boring, don't you? — Gail Carriger

So is there a cure?' I asked.
'It's not a disease,' he explained. 'It doesn't need curing. It's just how you are — John Elder Robison

To be honest, it would be nice if love, and sex, and duty, and fidelity, all managed to happen at once, but for me they never seemed to line up. — Marshall Thornton

A true critic, in the perusal of a book, is like a dog at a feast, whose thoughts and stomach are wholly set upon what the guests fling away, and consequently is apt to snarl most when there are the fewest bones. — Jonathan Swift