Short Funny Santa Quotes & Sayings

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. — George Eliot

This is the light of the mind, cold and planetary. — Sylvia Plath

Lyall's face went deadpan as he relayed the details, as those who are tortured or raped will become when they retell the pattern of abuse — Gail Carriger

I'm nobody, who are you? — Emily Dickinson

I have enjoyed greatly the second blooming ... suddenly you find - at the age of 50, say - that a whole new life has opened before you. — Agatha Christie

Jesus said, "Any of you who does not give up everything he has cannot be my disciple" (Luke 14:33). We must honestly face the question, "Am I willing to give up a certain practice or habit that is keeping me from holiness?" It is at this point of commitment that most of us fail. We prefer to dally with sin, to try to play with it a little without getting too deeply involved. — Jerry Bridges

Whatever you do, think of next morning's headlines. — Eric Berne

You will hear your heartbeat again when your life is in rhythm, and there is no doubt that you're doing what you were made to do. That's your heartbeat; that's when you're truly alive and not just existing" I — Jim Stovall

I don't think Wall Street people in general are smart. I think that's one of the biggest myths in American lore. They're tough, aggressive, greedy, quick thinking but I don't think they're particularly smart at all. — Ben Stein

Born to be wild; born to be free; nobody owns you; you are, a romantic tree. — Santosh Kalwar